Larry's Lucky Limousine (The Movie Satire)

Submitted by SadInAmerica on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 4:30pm.

George Clooney stars as Larry Sinclair in the up-coming movie, Larry's Lucky Limousine. An unknown actor (Obama look-alike), Hussein Abdul, plays the secret lover, Barack Obama, who tries to silence Sinclair from disclosing a tryst in the back of a limousine in 1999 in Chicago.

In this absolutely unlikely script, a down but not out gay man comes to Chicago and through a limousine driver's connections, hooks up with a State Representative of Illinois and does illicit drugs and sex in the back seat of said limo and later in Sinclair's apartment.

The plot thickens when in 2008 now Senator Obama decides to run for the highest office in the land.

Senator Obama cannot allow word of his tryst in 1999 to get out so he tries to put a gag in Sinclair's mouth (no pun intended). In so doing he inadvertently opens up a large can of worms. Obama then tries to unopen this can of worms by causing all kinds of mischief for Sinclair in an attempt to silence him.

But Sinclair is a tough cookie and comes back stronger than ever (no pun intended). Sinclair puts out a video on You Tube explaining his affair with State Representative Barack Obama and also creates web sites to further harrass the young senator from Illinois. But Obama retaliates by booting Larry's Blogs, one by one (no pun intended).

Sinclair resorts to holding a National Press Club conference where he lays everything out (no pun intended). He also takes a lie detector test which proves both positive and negative depending on which way one holds the finished graph paper.

Obama counters by puting a 'Fight The Smears' blog on the Internet to knock down all the negative talk going around about various things in his past. In his haste to Fight The Smears, Obama forgets to put the most egregious one on his blog -- the tryst between he and Sinclair in 1999.

Well, I don't want to spoil the plot. Suffice to say, there are drugs and sex galore with a few murders thrown in for comic relief, as well as a couple of preachers (playing to the fundamentalist groups) and contending blogs such as The Cess Pool, et al.

As stated, the twists and turns in this totally unlikely spoof, replete with law suits and law suits and more law suits: well, you'll just have to see the movie. Clooney does an excellent job portraying Sinclair but the Obama look-alike doesn't play a straight man very well (no pun intended); he's just no Barack Obama.

Don't miss it - Larry's Lucky Limousine coming soon at your local theatre.

August 6, 2008 - source BitsAndPieces

(Satire written by Joseph W. Schultz)

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Submitted by SadInAmerica on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 4:30pm.